BRANDED SHIT!!!!!!
2003-10-20
-[[MOOD = you are a cow]]-
}}~:SONG = AMV blink first date, fruits basket:~{{
Yay. No more cracking two feet!!!! I can't see the light!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!! DARK it is all around. To your dismay, i am typing in the light of my ceiling lamp and am burning my hair!!!!!!!! Yes, BURNING!!!!!! I am enjoying the taste of blood!!!!!! NO more bleeding!!!!!!!! Tsukihime 02 ROCKS! PM Kurogane ICHIBAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 hahahahahahahahhahaHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! Yeah, more anime todayyyyy. But my internet connection is like a son of a bitch and slow like you're trying to drve over a shit load of 1 foot high cars stack up against a wall and they're not even moving a fucking inch, yeah, yeah.
Jelly beans taste like crap. I bet the Bettypots that evil Rowling woman made up taste worse. HAHAHAHHHAH!!@#! yeah, Today was my dad's dad's Birthday. Had lunch out to celebrate, what, he's like, 80 and still going strong. Ha. Stronger than you. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! I'm running in a broken dream where I own you. Thank you. What the hell is my eternal happiness............ I have no idea. And myparents like to go "RAVE RAVE NO TOUCHY UGLY PIECE OF SHIT!" No, they do not rock, they skip stones on water. Most probably to kill fish or rather scare them to death.
Today's question, although there never was one, for the weak, sick, dead , alive and everyone [the irony of it all] Why does my inet connection suck ass? Maybe it doesn't, in fact, I just realised that it likes to eat platinum colored clocks. Why not prawn crackers, as we all know :
PRAWN CRACKERS!
SO TASTY, THEY MAKE YOU FEEL RIGHT!
RIGHT ENOUGH TO KILL YOUR OWN DAD!
hahahhahahhah.. yeah, mY dad is a hypocrite. to me. I guess. Everyone around thinks he's rolling with money. I know he doesn't even drive around with enough and no, he doesn't have enough paper notes to make 25, he has $50. Jumping high and touching the sky doesn't work if you haven't bought the all new
REACH THE SKY!
shoes. Made from the purest helium around that garbage dump!
Also included, Cow burps and pig farts with lotsa flamethrowers for suicide in the case of an aerial terrorist attack. Please remain standing [after you have died, gravity also applies to dead souls] if you are an atheist. It gives you the least air resistance, allowing you to cut through the lower dimension and end up in that everlasting and cool Hell. Thank you for watching this advertisement. "Loads gun" Buy now or die. "slides submachine gun's barrel down your throat" OR DIE.
all materials in this advertisement are not subject to violence whatsoever. This company has no money to be sued by you. So don't.
Hahahha. I should quit my job as a lame person. I saw this really cool ad by Gatsby on a public bus today. Man, it made me laugh my ass off. Yes, I laughed so hard that I kicked my dashboard and then it triggered the anti-theft secuirity system and my seat cut my ass off. Hhahahhahahah. Deodorant was the subject of that ad. How wonderfully amused I was. It was very profound. oops. I have forgotten to dl anime. Please standby while your computer screen fuzzes and melts.
Yeah, downloading anime but its going REALLY slow. Hahahah. I watched American Beauty. Hahahah. It was like. Hhahahahaha.. yeah,hahahahhaha....
[ You probably don't understand what I'm saying. But someday. You will.]
Currently I feel the endless urge to go watch PM Kurogane. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. SO well, I shall bid farewell to you, you who are wasting your fucking life away. Yeah.
::..Lucifer the Psycho..::
::..Death is Beauty..::
@ 01:15
