The things I try to do never work.
2003-11-04
-[[MOOD = Blind, and typing badly..gah]]-
}}~:SONG = Stray cat by Every little thing:~{{
I would type this is not your Kuroneko, but even the though the name can give away what lies inside, this song is not what you are and you willl never be the standard of this song. Average. I know that you are probably being bored at the fullest extent and trying to fufil your dream of planning to overthrow this world by stuffing fur-balls of fluffy mice/rats down sewage pipes and making sure they spread the "I-love-cats-cause-they-kill-rats" obssesion and you start a chain of cat joints and sell off cats for $50,000 USD each and you also make sure that The RSPCA all over the world kill all dogs and sell all their cats/stray cats [man..... evil not me, evil, no see] at $25,000 USD each, every animal jab at a Animal hospital costs $5,000 USD each, and the staff that make the cats sqeulch, screech, or feel uncomfortable, will be sent to court and the immediate verdict would be 5 years behind bars, 3 strokes of the cane, and alll porperty goes straight to you. Obviously, all the money from the pet stalls, RSPCA and animal hospitals all go to you.
After that diabolically amusing plan I somehow discovered while searching through your cat brain, I am also rather surprised that such a black lard of blubbery fur was able to think of mission : K.G.C.H.A.B.W.R. which stands for "Kill gates, crash heaven, and be world's richest" You left out the "Get plan to work first, then". Don't worry, though I'm sure your owner will just scream and shout his head off talking, as usual, about how love and peace makes the world go round. [He seems old...................] I suggest you convince, no manipulate him into giving you the neccessary materials for that silly plan of yours [I would do bio-weapons, and I hate rats. Albino mice are okay. My uncle has orange eyes, not contacts. ahhaha.] and then brain wash him into joining your plan to rule the world [if you ever get to Neragata, send me a Black paper fan. My old one broke.] because I sincerly am true to my judgement and it is that your owner has utterly no common sense for a owner of orange-tinted sunglasses, and has absolutely no free will, damn that bitchy freak of nature that brain washed him into thinking that humans are immortal and eat chocolate milkshakes with their feet while flapping around with one arm, so giving him fake free will, to follow your orders to take over the world, and go do your thing!! hahahahhahahahhaha. Yes, finally, the balloons have burst and I laughed, the fresh air-conditioner air is filling my lungs with the sweet smell of my computer burning... hold on a sec....................
hahahah. I just realized, my adapter was smoking. hahaha. Another case of overheating I presume. And there they go!!! Look!!! MINNA SAN!!!! ['everyone' in japanese] AROUND THE BEND THEY GO!!!! what sleek movement, but they seem to be flowing rather slow, do you not think so no.2? WHO THE HELL CARES!!! THERE THEY SPEED OFF!!! AND THERE!!! LOOK AT THAT!! A BEAUTIFUL PATTERN THE FIRST GROUP OF CONTESTANTS HAVE MADE CAN NOW BE SEEN!!! speed.... how can you say that.... they're awfully slow.... but the pattern WOW!!!!! ahem... does look good.. what do you think GYAHAHAHHA!!!! ..... cough... no.2..... MOST BEAUTIFUL!!!! BEST PIECE OF ART IN ALL MY YEARS OF SHIT SPEEDING AND CRAP BUZZING!!!! you said it........ ahem , sorry, but excuse my colleague OO!!!! LOOK AT THAT ASSHOLE!!! HAHAH!! oh shut the bloody FUcK Up and sit down... BWAHAHHAHAHHA!!! THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!! dammit.. I quit.. HAHAHHAH!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!!! *door slam* HAHAHHAHAH!!! GET A SIX-PACK NO.1 !!! WE'RE STAYING OVERNIGHT TO WATCH THIS SHIT!!!! AHHAHA!!!.... NO.1???!!!!
Definetely, bleeding is not that fun, but when you bleed slowly and its a lot of blood, wouldn't it be fun to decorate your keyboard a bit? ^_*hahha. the smiley says all. I can even tell you where I'm bleeding from, yes. Refer to the picture before I typed this. I'm bleeding from my left eye. Gyyahhahahah. No, it hurts, really. Well, I have a lot of blood in my left eye now, so forget about the typos. I'm blind now, either way. really, this sucks. I can barely see what I'm typing. I took my lens' off gah.....like... my bkodd is really slplling out now, so like, let me go wash up and stuff... and if i gwet what I want to typ right, i'd be really really surpridef. yeah. so like, ciao.
::..Lucifer the Psycho..::
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