The time for a change is never to early. It's just that i'm lazy
2003-11-05
-[[MOOD = happy]]-
}}~:SONG = one step closer:~{{
Now, that's a first for my mood. And oh yeah, If you thought I click that little button with an ugly tick and the letters "abc" on top of it after every post I make, I suggest you get your eyes checked and go to my specially recommended psychaitrist. Furthermore, I should make you pay for not putting all your attention on reading my blog, though making people read seeminglessly logical posts, especially when they ARE typed by me, and to ensure that these metal brain flesh eaters understand what I type is near impossible. Then, i shall call in Bond to fix up this problem, mission impossible. I finished reading Majin and I'd sure say it was a let down, cause it was way too short but I would type, it was great work and kept me throughly interested, if you are way off from my shit personality, I suggest you shut the fuck up and NEVER read Majin. LTC might just wash his eyes in scalding water after reading Majin. Probably. You never know, You never know. I do. hahaha. If you are a serious crack nut mlike me and suffer from split Personality disorder, After reading Majin, you would robably want to cool off with My Name Is Zushio. I read Zushio before reading Majin. Either way, I satisfied myself. ahahaha. I was on the verge of dling Tsuki gai, then I guess the telephone broke my endless bead of thoughts. The deomnic low lifes who clean plants using dishwashing machines called me over for dinner, yes, usually cannot decline to the offer of a free meal that cleanses my mind from the filthy air I breathed in that day, therefore I skipped the downloading of that manga and went to eat my dinner. Majin fave chara = testu (only when his face is covered by that shit 'mask') I need Bleach book 5 or I'll start puking on passing trees that wear red pants and sing my school song.
I have been taken over by my real self, as you can see, I am the concience of myself, and now I have been forced to make as many advertisements everywhere I go in order to extend my work permit. Yes, the M.IN.D international society gives out work permits to all conciences in order to have full right to take over the mind, and that permit lasts for different lengths of time depending on your rank in the society. oo. It's rather bright today.. The president has no permit and he can enter any mind he feels like going to. The president is re-elected evey 8 years, so if you get a stinking jerk, you can only get rid of him when he commits a public crime or someone starts a rebel. In the case that the people under him go against the rules and start getting mental, a election will be held in the same month or so. Perfect way to get rid of a total shitbag. Next comes the people of first rank after the president. They have unlimited permits and are allowed to enter anything but other first rank concience holders' mind. Sencond rankers are fresh grads from the secret university which was built several years ago, and they are only allowed to do jobs and enter that specific person's mind. The people in that university are total shitfaces and deserve to die. How the hell does the council choose these freaks. In my time they only took tohe most exceptional people. damn the new rookie board of crapholes. So I crashed the president's porn filled mind and his freak cook realised that he was eating when he NEVER ate at all. He was lying all along!! That shitbag brings the greastest food of all into his room and he givew it all to his pet dragon!!! FREAK!!! DON'T BLOODY WASTE YOUR DAMN FOOD!!! Crap, even us first rankers don't get food like that. Crap. In the end they scrapped my lisence and my permit for like, what, 10years. Imagine that! It really pisses me off. And such. Like, after that i got released from rehab and got my liscence. By then I had already conquered 5239 galaxies and killed 981,725,128,495, trillion people and the living things on other planets, though everyone had no idea I was capable getting out of rehab and go conquere the other worlds. So like, I got my liscence back but hey, I got my rank back. Ha!!! Man, that Pres. is so going to regret this!! hahahahah. I laugh at his beforehand defeat. ahhaah. Well, I went around for 6 months to go crash the second rankers and stuff like that. Those bitch first ranking dogshit executive coucilers were on the verge of murdering me but I guess the pres was way to nice and stuff , so I get to stick around and scare the fresh grads.
Then, it had to be that freak day where I had to see that shithead.
He was staying up late and stuff, so I thought I'd have fun with a human not from the soceity for once. How I ended up there was probably cause I chase an obitier out of the shit building and landed flynig pass the sun which almost shocked my right toe. Well, trying without knowing can be fun, but when you get stuck with a constant irritant liek this guy, there is no way you are able to leave. Absolutely NO WAY. So I have been stuck here for like 11 months?! this is pure torture. I feel it coming up but his classmates are nto the kind of people who would eat shit. yeah, So they are okay to strangle. And the education here is simply amusing. I felt that the space they take up to educate people is overwhelming and furthermore, staying here will only get me earworms. And such. Those bastards cut my permit to a yearky renewal. damn. At least the second rankers have to renew their permits every 2months. Now, his guy is saving me the trouble cause he IS after all the boss of the boss of the boss of the boss of the boss of the boss of the president. My luck is amazingly b a d. So now, he will renew my permit only is I make advertisements. yay. Saves me the trouble though.. I guess that is fun once in a while.
chinese teacher came back from rehab too... though, they seemed to have tried to make use of rotten beancurd to wipe his memory and make sure that he eats only tea for the rest of his life. It's too true. I saw him chewing his drink. that only happens when you make use of the latest in store, GIGAHAITE. In short, the brain washing machine that makes use of shoe stench to work. Results in less than 2 minutes. 20% off at all retail outlets *terms and conditions apply.
I bet The principal did it. So, I'm going to eat now. JA~
::..Lucifer the Psycho..::
::..HTTP error:404 page not found..::
#tsunshi#
@ 16:26
